Michele (with one “L”.) 20. I prefer…

Music. Hoodies. Wild Berry Tea. Dogs. A sense of humor. Figurative/Literal Family. Febreze. And pizza.

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i just forcefully tried to open my perfume bottle

the cap flew off and landed in the toilet and sunk into the pipes aka unattainable

3/4ths of the new perfume spilled into the sink

all i could say was “seems about right” bC MY LUCK

except get this

as i’m cleaning up the mess

I KNOCK OVER THE REMAINING 1/4THS OF PERFUME

and that basically is the metaphor of my life.

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in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.