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merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

i think it’s really pathetic that i have to keep my phone on silent at night bc people as old as me like to prank call like 10 yr olds do at 3am

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

cherabby:

"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"

Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go

metapod:

having friends that live in a different timezone was never a problem i expected to have

chantatum:

22 Jump Street - Official TV Spot

whavies:

meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever

why do i even post on here i need to find new followers man

hodali:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

if only thin people realized how actually thin and beautiful they are and realized how much people would die for bodies like theirs instead of wishing to be as thin as they already actually are.

p.s all body types are beautiful, i firmly believe this. but it kills me when i see very petite and thin women complaining about how overweight and “fat” they are. eating and body disorders are a real thing and i notice this every day and it’s depressing. fucking media

ive hit rock bottom

ive hit rock bottom