wut.

marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

inkskinned:

“I keep having sex with him because he taught me that was all I am good for…I hate myself afterwards…”

inkskinned:

I keep having sex with him because he taught me that was all I am good for…I hate myself afterwards…”

i feel like any relationship where the significant other has a best friend of the opposite sex is always bound to go wrong at some point.

kanyedistressed:

i’m so glad that he exists

my favorite people.

my favorite people.

rule #1: don’t date guys who prank call your friends at 3am six times a month for a year straight

i feel like i could make a text post about the cure to cancer and i still wouldn’t get notes

7 SECOND HARMONIZING CAUSE I SUCK OTHERWISE WADDup

sometimes i miss my long hair

sometimes i miss my long hair