turning 20 meant growing the fuck up in all the areas i needed to grow the fuck up in. and i seriously don’t regret letting go of everything and everyone who was bringing me down. i never would have made these necessary improvements otherwise. and i now know how to be totally okay with being alone, doing things alone, going places alone- just being totally alone and no longer co-dependent on friends or anyone at all. and while i do miss some things, i know it was for the better and i feel fucking amazing. now i know i’ll be going places if i keep going like this. AWW YEAHHH *high horse annoying rant over*
people who say “suck my dick” as an insult confuse me
is ur dick so bad that it would be insulting to suck it?
sucking your dick would be so horrible that it would put me in my place?
you have bad dick?
selfless is letting someone or something go knowing it won’t benefit you (in fact it’ll break you) in any way shape or form but that it will benefit them 100%
just a few of the many reasons why I’m excited for when the tumblr generation becomes parents
my mom and i have to give away our beloved dog, maggie. she’s being sent to a family in pennsylvania. saying goodbye to her has to be the hardest thing i’ve ever done. i’m heartbroken for millions of reasons. i don’t want to say goodbye. but sometimes we have to let go of what we love most, knowing that it’s best for them in the end…no one will ever replace you or your little white heart shaped spot or the way you’d always lick away my tears.
i love you, mags.
those tumblr users that everyone else loves but you can’t stand
i think i laughed a little too hard
What is Miley Cyrus going to have for Thanksgiving?
dont you fucking dare
even if i fucking hate you i won’t send you anon hate because my parents didn’t raise me in the jungle
i can’t handle this house anymore. i can’t handle the ugly hatred and the painful glares and the horrible words. i can’t handle you looking at me like i’m a disgusting disappointment, even though i just spent the whole night studying, came home from making money, and ignored your last remark in an attempt to be mature. i can’t handle you, or your gossip to every one of your friends, to all the neighbors who look at me like i’m a brat. i can’t handle YOU. i can’t handle watching my siblings cry after you start a fight with me. i can’t handle you alienating me and forcing me to sit in this fucking tiny room all day because you walk around the house like a domineering bitch. fuck you. i can’t handle this house anymore? nah. i can’t handle YOU anymore.
age truly is just a number. 39, but 13 at heart.
do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences
every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male